Inspired

A little while ago I was bored and amusing myself with Issue 11 of Lula magazine. There was a feature in the magazine where someone (her name escapes me right now) asked her friends a selection of questions that help you get to know a person. A few days later when I was even more bored I asked my good friend Phalice a few questions. These are her unedited answers.......

1. Favourite childhood book?

Toughie. There are a few. You don't get to be a literary genius like I am without reading a fair few books as a child.
I would have to go ahead and say the Narnia books by C.S. Lewis. All except the silver chair as I wasn't allowed to read it because my mum deemed it too frightening.

2. Favourite Villain?

What kind of question is this? Who likes villains? Also, are we talking real life or fictional? If we are talking real life: I'v always had a thing for Charles Mansion, but you knew that. Fictional: Ummm dunno. Il give you the best of both worlds and go for Perry Smith. (Of In Cold Blood.)

3. Favourite sidekick?

This is stupid. No one has a favorite sidekick but I would have to say you. (You'r my sidekick.)

4. Favourite song of all time?

Well it used to be Frankie Goes to Hollywood: The Power of Love but I think thats a bit gay. Maybe Starman: I don't Wanna Dance??

5. Favourite season?

Summer, obv.

6. Favourite thing to collect?

Ummm I like miniature things. But I don't really like clutter. So Im gonna have to say good memories.

7. Characteristic you most admire in others?

The ability to play a (non gay) instrument (altho I have gone off guys in bands recently...) Someone who is multi-lingual, someone who makes me laugh and intelligence.

8. Favourite name that is not your own?

Needlemire

9. Lemon or Lime?

Not much difference in taste really. So on colour alone, lemon.

10. First Love?

Hmmm well my first proper love was probably ****. But first crush was like James Chilton or someone I think.

(Okay one edit but I'm sure she doesn't want her first love out there for the world to see.)

Alice Aitken ladies and gentlemen, an interesting character.